Just An Update

This place seriously needs an update!

😛

 
This place seriously needs an update!

😛

 

Jaane Hoga Kya – Now I wasnt expecting anything great from this long-in-the-making-released-hurriedly film. So, page what turned out was a pleasant surprise. And not because of its content. But for the inadvertant humor that the film provides. Ok, there so what’s it about? Cloning! Don’t choke on that coke, it is actually a film on human cloning. And how the directors (Glenn-Ankush) portray it is the best comedy released this year. As per this film, to make a clone there has to be two plastic covered ‘capsules’, connected to a computer. So, ‘data’ will move from one capsule to another, as heat rises, and out of steam a new human will be formed! Wow! That simple!

That’s how Aftab creates his own clone. But that’s not all. As soon as the new Aftab is formed, he leaves the capsule and *laugh laugh* heads for a dance bar to sing an item number with Maria Goretti. Some Bollywood pre-educated clone this was indeed! In fact, going by the number of songs that the clone gets to sing, he seems quite the ‘in-thing’! And other than the item number, this includes one roll-in-the-hay number with Preeti Jhangiani (who seems to have lost her voice and inhibitions permanently in this film).

Of course, the clone is not all that ‘good’, like the scientist. In fact, he turns out to be some ‘super-power’ monster with immense powers. Frankenstein, did some one say? Well, the scientist’s haalat is quite like that, but then the hero has to win in the end in movies!

Oh yes, in between all the songs and evil, there was a nice little twist in the end.

Overall – Watch it to laugh at it!

Aap Ki Khatir (Free - Bonus Star Dust Awards 2004 DVD)Aap Ki Khatir – Honestly, can some one tell Dharmesh Darshan to retire and spare us his tortures! Can someone tell Amisha Patel that making melancholic expressions doesnt construe acting! Can someone tell Sunil Shetty that joi-de-vivre is an inborn feeling; faking it never works! Can someone tell Lillette Dubey that she looked horrendous in this film spouting Anglicised Punjabi! Can someone tell…ok, I am sure you got what I want to convey.

This pain-some movie is old wine in older bottle. A soggy script with limp characters and a bland-as-London-weather scenario only worsens the viewer’s discomfort. In fact, the film ends up looking like a shoddy UK-produced small-budget fare.

I am quite surprised that Akshaye Khanna chose to do this film, which couldnt have looked attractive at script level even!

Overall – Dont even think of it!

Naksha – Beware of Vivek Oberoi in the jungle! He bored us first in Kaal, and now returns for another jungle-mein-mangle! Naksha is a directionless film that has no head nor tail nor any body in between!

Sadly, the concept is good. And one feels like screaming at the director for wasting an opportunity that could have been turned into a like slick thriller.

The story – We all know that in Mahabharat, Karan was born with the magical ‘kawach‘ and ‘kundal’ that gave him immense strength. The mythology tells us that during the Kuruskshetra war, Lord Indra (disguised as a brahman) had asked for the ‘kawach’ and ‘kundal’ as alms. This was done at the behest of Lord Krishna, in order to defeat Karan. After this, the epic is silent on the ‘kawach’ and ‘kundal’. What if Lord Indra buried these powerful object somewhere in the Himalayas? Well, the film is built on this premise wherein one archeologist is able to find the same, and prepares a map to reach the place. However, one evil person (Jackie in a horrible get up) gets to know of the same, and wants them as well. The archeologist prefers to suicide rather than give the map to Jackie.

Years later, the archeologist’s son (Vivek) learns of the map, and proceeds to get those objects, with Jackie again close on his heels. To help Vivek, there is his elder step-brother, Sunny Deol.

The story simply meanders precious reels in the jungle. And if the repartees between Sunny and Vivek were ‘comedy’ well, then the director needs to seriously watch some Hrishida films!

Our Bollywood heroes never know when to call it quits. But I had thought Sunny would have learnt from his father (Dharamendra acted in the most third-rate films in the eighties, romancing heroines like Amrita Singh and Dimple Kapadia, who were half his age. In fact, Dimple was having a allegedly having an affair with Sunny when Dharam acted opposite her!) Anyways, Sunny should take caution and remember that such inane roles dont suit his stature. I am sure there will be many writers/directors ready to provide him dignified roles that are commensurate with his age.

As for Sameera Reddy, well her role is the most wishy-washy and redundant. Perhaps, the director realised it, that’s why in the climax, she is just dropped off somewhere and forgotten as well. BTW, if Sameera’s acting career never takes off, she can try for WWE!

Overall – Go tickle your masochist streak and watch it!

This place seriously needs an update!

😛

 

Jaane Hoga Kya – Now I wasnt expecting anything great from this long-in-the-making-released-hurriedly film. So, page what turned out was a pleasant surprise. And not because of its content. But for the inadvertant humor that the film provides. Ok, there so what’s it about? Cloning! Don’t choke on that coke, it is actually a film on human cloning. And how the directors (Glenn-Ankush) portray it is the best comedy released this year. As per this film, to make a clone there has to be two plastic covered ‘capsules’, connected to a computer. So, ‘data’ will move from one capsule to another, as heat rises, and out of steam a new human will be formed! Wow! That simple!

That’s how Aftab creates his own clone. But that’s not all. As soon as the new Aftab is formed, he leaves the capsule and *laugh laugh* heads for a dance bar to sing an item number with Maria Goretti. Some Bollywood pre-educated clone this was indeed! In fact, going by the number of songs that the clone gets to sing, he seems quite the ‘in-thing’! And other than the item number, this includes one roll-in-the-hay number with Preeti Jhangiani (who seems to have lost her voice and inhibitions permanently in this film).

Of course, the clone is not all that ‘good’, like the scientist. In fact, he turns out to be some ‘super-power’ monster with immense powers. Frankenstein, did some one say? Well, the scientist’s haalat is quite like that, but then the hero has to win in the end in movies!

Oh yes, in between all the songs and evil, there was a nice little twist in the end.

Overall – Watch it to laugh at it!

Aap Ki Khatir (Free - Bonus Star Dust Awards 2004 DVD)Aap Ki Khatir – Honestly, can some one tell Dharmesh Darshan to retire and spare us his tortures! Can someone tell Amisha Patel that making melancholic expressions doesnt construe acting! Can someone tell Sunil Shetty that joi-de-vivre is an inborn feeling; faking it never works! Can someone tell Lillette Dubey that she looked horrendous in this film spouting Anglicised Punjabi! Can someone tell…ok, I am sure you got what I want to convey.

This pain-some movie is old wine in older bottle. A soggy script with limp characters and a bland-as-London-weather scenario only worsens the viewer’s discomfort. In fact, the film ends up looking like a shoddy UK-produced small-budget fare.

I am quite surprised that Akshaye Khanna chose to do this film, which couldnt have looked attractive at script level even!

Overall – Dont even think of it!

Naksha – Beware of Vivek Oberoi in the jungle! He bored us first in Kaal, and now returns for another jungle-mein-mangle! Naksha is a directionless film that has no head nor tail nor any body in between!

Sadly, the concept is good. And one feels like screaming at the director for wasting an opportunity that could have been turned into a like slick thriller.

The story – We all know that in Mahabharat, Karan was born with the magical ‘kawach‘ and ‘kundal’ that gave him immense strength. The mythology tells us that during the Kuruskshetra war, Lord Indra (disguised as a brahman) had asked for the ‘kawach’ and ‘kundal’ as alms. This was done at the behest of Lord Krishna, in order to defeat Karan. After this, the epic is silent on the ‘kawach’ and ‘kundal’. What if Lord Indra buried these powerful object somewhere in the Himalayas? Well, the film is built on this premise wherein one archeologist is able to find the same, and prepares a map to reach the place. However, one evil person (Jackie in a horrible get up) gets to know of the same, and wants them as well. The archeologist prefers to suicide rather than give the map to Jackie.

Years later, the archeologist’s son (Vivek) learns of the map, and proceeds to get those objects, with Jackie again close on his heels. To help Vivek, there is his elder step-brother, Sunny Deol.

The story simply meanders precious reels in the jungle. And if the repartees between Sunny and Vivek were ‘comedy’ well, then the director needs to seriously watch some Hrishida films!

Our Bollywood heroes never know when to call it quits. But I had thought Sunny would have learnt from his father (Dharamendra acted in the most third-rate films in the eighties, romancing heroines like Amrita Singh and Dimple Kapadia, who were half his age. In fact, Dimple was having a allegedly having an affair with Sunny when Dharam acted opposite her!) Anyways, Sunny should take caution and remember that such inane roles dont suit his stature. I am sure there will be many writers/directors ready to provide him dignified roles that are commensurate with his age.

As for Sameera Reddy, well her role is the most wishy-washy and redundant. Perhaps, the director realised it, that’s why in the climax, she is just dropped off somewhere and forgotten as well. BTW, if Sameera’s acting career never takes off, she can try for WWE!

Overall – Go tickle your masochist streak and watch it!

Umrao Jaan (New)

I admit it is too early to really write a review on the music on which everyone seems to have an opinion. But before that, women’s health let’s face a few facts squarely in the face – it was an arduously tough act to compose songs for a subject whose previous version is still fresh in the minds of music listeners. More than merit for the older hit, it is the nostalgic wrapper that shines and glitters. It has reached a cult status, traumatologist where it is placed at a hallowed pedestal. One reality check that I wish to present – unlike Sholay or Don the movie, or its music, wasn’t such an earth shattering hit when released in the eighties. It is only over the years that the songs have acquired a ‘retro-hit’ status. So, this sudden urge by everyone to lambast against the newer version sounds funny – even from that generation. Even those who wouldn’t ordinarily listen to Khayyam’s ghazals from Muzaffar Ali’s classic have somehow turned up their nose against Anu Mallik’s efforts. A prime reason is that Mallik’s name itself evokes plentiful negative reactions. Even before the music was out, I had read vitriolic write ups on how could J P Dutta entrust Mallik with such a prestigious job. But obviously, Dutta has enough faith in his composer who gave two whopper (musical) hits with Border and Refugee. In my honest opinion, such reaction was totally unwarranted. Mallik might be obnoxious in his interviews, his many compositions lack any luster of many kind, but still the man has in him to turn up with music that might just be listenable. Another positive point in Dutta-Mallik’s favor is that they haven’t gone and remixed or re-arranged the old classic songs – a towering brownie point to the team, especially seen in the light of the absolutely bland re-mixes/re-designed score of Don.

However, let me make my stance clear – I am neither fond of, nor in favor of, old classics remade in newer format with newer stars. It is simply unappealing, especially when the older versions usually reached perfection (perceived or otherwise) in terms of performance and direction. But this once, I am ready to give Dutta-Mallik team a clean chit, for two reasons – one, I feel that their effort is more honest in re-creating rather than just cashing in on the older success.

The second, and bigger reason, is that I am not emotionally attached to the older Umrao Jaan. Sometime back, in one of the comments, I had mentioned that I am not too fond of that film’s music. The ghazals are good. But somehow, they haven’t had the same gushing effect on me as they should have – except for ‘Yeh kya jagah hai doston‘. Hence, I approached the newer one with a totally fresh mind.

Coming back to the music, as I said, it is a bit early to write a comprehensive review. I haven’t been able to invest the requisite time to listen to it carefully. Yet, when a score leaves a few snatches attached to your soul after the first couple of listenings, you know that it demands coming back to it. In that respect, Mallik’s Umrao Jaan is surely on the right trail. After the first hearing, and switching off the system, I remained floating in its melody and effect, though I couldn’t recall the exact tunes.

From the bunch of solos (all Alka Yagnik barring two), I found ‘Salaam…Tumhari mehfil mein aa gaye hain to kyun na yeh bhi kaam kar len‘ particularly mesmerizing. A very subtle rhythm that supports a hummable tune keeps the song afloat. Alka’s rendition doesn’t move too much away from her flat intonations, yet they somehow suit the composition. The same goes for the second best number ‘Tum jo paas aa gaye, hum jo sharma gaye‘. It’s hookline lies in the charming ‘Tum bhi pahle pahal, hum bhi pahale pahal‘ line, and a mouthful interlude of ‘shehnais‘ topped with a single sarangi strain. A third song that perked my ears and plucked my heart was ‘Mai na mil sakoon jo tumse, meri justjoo na karna’ – a haunting number with tight violins that uplift the song to a dream level. Finally, ‘Jhoote ilzaam tum lagaaya na karo‘ is the fourth interesting solo – a bit slow and lengthy, but overall melodious. There is only one duet, unfortunately it didn’t cut much ice with me – and Sonu Nigam has sadly ‘oversung’ it. Passion can sometimes be understated, and not sighing overtly into the mic!

Agle janam mein mohe bitiya na kijo’ – in two parts – are the only numbers where Alka steps away. The song (in both versions) is a touching lament by a girl who doesn’t want to be a re-born in the same gender. However, I am a bit surprised at such a song in this film – as far as I know of Muslim religion, they do not have any concept of ‘re-birth’, hence the song is conceptually an anomaly in a film dealing with Muslim characters. But coming from Javed Akhtar, I am sure he would have done some research before penning it.

Somewhere I feel the weakest link has been Javed Akhtar’s lyrics that just do not sear with the burning pain that was Umrao Jan Ada’s life. Though one can find many scattered ‘quotable’ examples, overall the poetry is not the kind that one can hug and sob inconsolably to wet the pillows in the night. For example, in ‘Jhoote ilzaam’ a statement like ‘dil hai nazuk, isse dukhaya na karo’ is too bland and direct, and more suited to Sameer/Himesh combo of songs than in a film that talks about a courtesan who was exceptional in her poetry.

I am quite impressed by Mallik’s arrangements – he hasn’t done any unnecessarily experimentations, nor kept the sound cacophonously contemporary. He sticks to the era that the songs were meant to be and introduces now-forgotten Indian instruments like saarangi, sitar and tabla in full measure. Now that’s an achievement. Whether the current generation appreciates this is a million dollar question! But then, like the older generation, maybe they will reject it now but once they grow up, it is precisely this sort of music that they will like to come back to. Perhaps, this version might outlast every other contemporary composition and be a retro hit as well!

Overall- A Good Buy

This place seriously needs an update!

😛

 

Jaane Hoga Kya – Now I wasnt expecting anything great from this long-in-the-making-released-hurriedly film. So, page what turned out was a pleasant surprise. And not because of its content. But for the inadvertant humor that the film provides. Ok, there so what’s it about? Cloning! Don’t choke on that coke, it is actually a film on human cloning. And how the directors (Glenn-Ankush) portray it is the best comedy released this year. As per this film, to make a clone there has to be two plastic covered ‘capsules’, connected to a computer. So, ‘data’ will move from one capsule to another, as heat rises, and out of steam a new human will be formed! Wow! That simple!

That’s how Aftab creates his own clone. But that’s not all. As soon as the new Aftab is formed, he leaves the capsule and *laugh laugh* heads for a dance bar to sing an item number with Maria Goretti. Some Bollywood pre-educated clone this was indeed! In fact, going by the number of songs that the clone gets to sing, he seems quite the ‘in-thing’! And other than the item number, this includes one roll-in-the-hay number with Preeti Jhangiani (who seems to have lost her voice and inhibitions permanently in this film).

Of course, the clone is not all that ‘good’, like the scientist. In fact, he turns out to be some ‘super-power’ monster with immense powers. Frankenstein, did some one say? Well, the scientist’s haalat is quite like that, but then the hero has to win in the end in movies!

Oh yes, in between all the songs and evil, there was a nice little twist in the end.

Overall – Watch it to laugh at it!

Aap Ki Khatir (Free - Bonus Star Dust Awards 2004 DVD)Aap Ki Khatir – Honestly, can some one tell Dharmesh Darshan to retire and spare us his tortures! Can someone tell Amisha Patel that making melancholic expressions doesnt construe acting! Can someone tell Sunil Shetty that joi-de-vivre is an inborn feeling; faking it never works! Can someone tell Lillette Dubey that she looked horrendous in this film spouting Anglicised Punjabi! Can someone tell…ok, I am sure you got what I want to convey.

This pain-some movie is old wine in older bottle. A soggy script with limp characters and a bland-as-London-weather scenario only worsens the viewer’s discomfort. In fact, the film ends up looking like a shoddy UK-produced small-budget fare.

I am quite surprised that Akshaye Khanna chose to do this film, which couldnt have looked attractive at script level even!

Overall – Dont even think of it!

Naksha – Beware of Vivek Oberoi in the jungle! He bored us first in Kaal, and now returns for another jungle-mein-mangle! Naksha is a directionless film that has no head nor tail nor any body in between!

Sadly, the concept is good. And one feels like screaming at the director for wasting an opportunity that could have been turned into a like slick thriller.

The story – We all know that in Mahabharat, Karan was born with the magical ‘kawach‘ and ‘kundal’ that gave him immense strength. The mythology tells us that during the Kuruskshetra war, Lord Indra (disguised as a brahman) had asked for the ‘kawach’ and ‘kundal’ as alms. This was done at the behest of Lord Krishna, in order to defeat Karan. After this, the epic is silent on the ‘kawach’ and ‘kundal’. What if Lord Indra buried these powerful object somewhere in the Himalayas? Well, the film is built on this premise wherein one archeologist is able to find the same, and prepares a map to reach the place. However, one evil person (Jackie in a horrible get up) gets to know of the same, and wants them as well. The archeologist prefers to suicide rather than give the map to Jackie.

Years later, the archeologist’s son (Vivek) learns of the map, and proceeds to get those objects, with Jackie again close on his heels. To help Vivek, there is his elder step-brother, Sunny Deol.

The story simply meanders precious reels in the jungle. And if the repartees between Sunny and Vivek were ‘comedy’ well, then the director needs to seriously watch some Hrishida films!

Our Bollywood heroes never know when to call it quits. But I had thought Sunny would have learnt from his father (Dharamendra acted in the most third-rate films in the eighties, romancing heroines like Amrita Singh and Dimple Kapadia, who were half his age. In fact, Dimple was having a allegedly having an affair with Sunny when Dharam acted opposite her!) Anyways, Sunny should take caution and remember that such inane roles dont suit his stature. I am sure there will be many writers/directors ready to provide him dignified roles that are commensurate with his age.

As for Sameera Reddy, well her role is the most wishy-washy and redundant. Perhaps, the director realised it, that’s why in the climax, she is just dropped off somewhere and forgotten as well. BTW, if Sameera’s acting career never takes off, she can try for WWE!

Overall – Go tickle your masochist streak and watch it!

Umrao Jaan (New)

I admit it is too early to really write a review on the music on which everyone seems to have an opinion. But before that, women’s health let’s face a few facts squarely in the face – it was an arduously tough act to compose songs for a subject whose previous version is still fresh in the minds of music listeners. More than merit for the older hit, it is the nostalgic wrapper that shines and glitters. It has reached a cult status, traumatologist where it is placed at a hallowed pedestal. One reality check that I wish to present – unlike Sholay or Don the movie, or its music, wasn’t such an earth shattering hit when released in the eighties. It is only over the years that the songs have acquired a ‘retro-hit’ status. So, this sudden urge by everyone to lambast against the newer version sounds funny – even from that generation. Even those who wouldn’t ordinarily listen to Khayyam’s ghazals from Muzaffar Ali’s classic have somehow turned up their nose against Anu Mallik’s efforts. A prime reason is that Mallik’s name itself evokes plentiful negative reactions. Even before the music was out, I had read vitriolic write ups on how could J P Dutta entrust Mallik with such a prestigious job. But obviously, Dutta has enough faith in his composer who gave two whopper (musical) hits with Border and Refugee. In my honest opinion, such reaction was totally unwarranted. Mallik might be obnoxious in his interviews, his many compositions lack any luster of many kind, but still the man has in him to turn up with music that might just be listenable. Another positive point in Dutta-Mallik’s favor is that they haven’t gone and remixed or re-arranged the old classic songs – a towering brownie point to the team, especially seen in the light of the absolutely bland re-mixes/re-designed score of Don.

However, let me make my stance clear – I am neither fond of, nor in favor of, old classics remade in newer format with newer stars. It is simply unappealing, especially when the older versions usually reached perfection (perceived or otherwise) in terms of performance and direction. But this once, I am ready to give Dutta-Mallik team a clean chit, for two reasons – one, I feel that their effort is more honest in re-creating rather than just cashing in on the older success.

The second, and bigger reason, is that I am not emotionally attached to the older Umrao Jaan. Sometime back, in one of the comments, I had mentioned that I am not too fond of that film’s music. The ghazals are good. But somehow, they haven’t had the same gushing effect on me as they should have – except for ‘Yeh kya jagah hai doston‘. Hence, I approached the newer one with a totally fresh mind.

Coming back to the music, as I said, it is a bit early to write a comprehensive review. I haven’t been able to invest the requisite time to listen to it carefully. Yet, when a score leaves a few snatches attached to your soul after the first couple of listenings, you know that it demands coming back to it. In that respect, Mallik’s Umrao Jaan is surely on the right trail. After the first hearing, and switching off the system, I remained floating in its melody and effect, though I couldn’t recall the exact tunes.

From the bunch of solos (all Alka Yagnik barring two), I found ‘Salaam…Tumhari mehfil mein aa gaye hain to kyun na yeh bhi kaam kar len‘ particularly mesmerizing. A very subtle rhythm that supports a hummable tune keeps the song afloat. Alka’s rendition doesn’t move too much away from her flat intonations, yet they somehow suit the composition. The same goes for the second best number ‘Tum jo paas aa gaye, hum jo sharma gaye‘. It’s hookline lies in the charming ‘Tum bhi pahle pahal, hum bhi pahale pahal‘ line, and a mouthful interlude of ‘shehnais‘ topped with a single sarangi strain. A third song that perked my ears and plucked my heart was ‘Mai na mil sakoon jo tumse, meri justjoo na karna’ – a haunting number with tight violins that uplift the song to a dream level. Finally, ‘Jhoote ilzaam tum lagaaya na karo‘ is the fourth interesting solo – a bit slow and lengthy, but overall melodious. There is only one duet, unfortunately it didn’t cut much ice with me – and Sonu Nigam has sadly ‘oversung’ it. Passion can sometimes be understated, and not sighing overtly into the mic!

Agle janam mein mohe bitiya na kijo’ – in two parts – are the only numbers where Alka steps away. The song (in both versions) is a touching lament by a girl who doesn’t want to be a re-born in the same gender. However, I am a bit surprised at such a song in this film – as far as I know of Muslim religion, they do not have any concept of ‘re-birth’, hence the song is conceptually an anomaly in a film dealing with Muslim characters. But coming from Javed Akhtar, I am sure he would have done some research before penning it.

Somewhere I feel the weakest link has been Javed Akhtar’s lyrics that just do not sear with the burning pain that was Umrao Jan Ada’s life. Though one can find many scattered ‘quotable’ examples, overall the poetry is not the kind that one can hug and sob inconsolably to wet the pillows in the night. For example, in ‘Jhoote ilzaam’ a statement like ‘dil hai nazuk, isse dukhaya na karo’ is too bland and direct, and more suited to Sameer/Himesh combo of songs than in a film that talks about a courtesan who was exceptional in her poetry.

I am quite impressed by Mallik’s arrangements – he hasn’t done any unnecessarily experimentations, nor kept the sound cacophonously contemporary. He sticks to the era that the songs were meant to be and introduces now-forgotten Indian instruments like saarangi, sitar and tabla in full measure. Now that’s an achievement. Whether the current generation appreciates this is a million dollar question! But then, like the older generation, maybe they will reject it now but once they grow up, it is precisely this sort of music that they will like to come back to. Perhaps, this version might outlast every other contemporary composition and be a retro hit as well!

Overall- A Good Buy

I know an update on Random Expressions is long overdue; I have received subtle suggestions, information pills friendly reminders and even dire threats, buy more about which all proved the love and affection for this space. Thanks to everyone. And because of you all, just writing in to say I am fine, and alive – and so is this blog!

Needless to say, the past month has been tediously hectic – including, visits to far off places like Mainpuri, Bhongaon and Bewar and also a few more trips on that horrifying Agra-Aligarh stretch. But more than that it was an urge to prove something to superiors and get the sales figures correct that sort of doused the innate craving to write. So I kept focussed on the work, getting the act right and streamlining the processes as much as I could. Sadly, the end result was not all that encouraging – neither did the figures really shine, nor did this blog get any input. In short, a total failure!

In between, my speaker-set also conked off. Million complaints later, the service center of the obscure Korean brand agreed to rectify the same at home, obviously free of cost since it was well within the warranty period. The fault? Violently fluctuating voltage here – there, I add one more negative item from this city! The consequence? Lightened the wallet to purchase a voltage stabilizer.

Winters are lingering in, though the temperatures dropped precariously low for a couple of days in-between, but now they have clamboured upward. Another addition at home was a much-needed geyser.

Movie-watching and television-viewing were the only stable past-times. I havent yet entered any cinema hall here (waitng for Fun Cinemas to open up), but have put good use to the DVD player. The last few that I caught were the ominous Darna Zaroori Hai, the taut Deadline and the tastelessly dull Umrao Jaan! Television surfing has been massive, and I have to sheepishly admit I got hooked on to several programmes that I wouldnt have ordinarily watched. For example, Big Bosss! The shenanginans of drama-queen Rakhi Sawant and the antics of super-bitch Kashmira Shah kept the hands off the remote control.

The second programme I caught was Nach Baliye-2 – and the reason to get hooked to it was the extremely superb and scintillating performance by Manav and Shweta in that gold-outfit. They bettered it next week with the ‘bamboo dance’ – and I was sure that this pair could win. Sadly, Sweta let herself and us down with a limpid show of the mujra, though Manav more than made it up with his energetic ‘Mai deewana’ number. Still, personally I feel that combined they were far ahead of others in terms of grace, movement, choice and to top it all an endearing sang-froid and a thankful lack of melodrama or tears! Compare this with the eternal crybaby of tv, the other lady whose name I forget now (better known as Prerna of Kasautii Zindagii Kay), you will know what I mean. Their ousting section was the most tedious part of the entire show!

Of course cricket and bollywood both fed enough fodder for all news channels : the shameful South African tour debacle from the former and Sanjay Dutt , Aishwarya and Abhishek amongst the latter. So much so, that I can puke at the mere mention of the last two!

Beyond all this, there is really not much to write. So I will end here – with the same promise to be back soon, and definitely sooner than last time!  

 

25 Responses to “Just An Update”

  1. anks says:

    this does not count as an update!

  2. Mehak says:

    finally…will read the post now

  3. Apoorva says:

    LOL! Good to know you are alive!

    BTW, just a heads up – if you head anywhere near Mumbai over Dec/Jan, lemme know.

  4. Mehak says:

    arrey kaam toh kara na…phir results ke itne chinta kyun…you put in as much as you could…..bahut kaam kiya jaa raha hai…

    Darna Zaroori Hai..you know we saw this in theater…what a waste of time..Umrao Jaan….acha hai aapne DVD par dheekhi…meine toh first day dheekhi thee..don’t even want to remember one bit of that torture…

    I know even you are glued to Bigg Boss…..vaise too many reality shows on television these days….the worst part in Bigg Boss & Nach Baliye-2 is the time when they keep repeating sms this n that to save you fav contestant(s)…
    I want Hiten-Gauri to be voted out …..& am rooting for Tanaaz-Bakhtyar…

    nahin cricket nahin…voh bhi India in SA…shukar hai they managed to play 50 overs in the last match…Chappel jee bade naraaz hai…

  5. Dhoop says:

    istakbal dost

  6. kaush says:

    Wow! you sound like a tired haggard young housewife ..talking aboutthe shows..sadly I dont watch ANY of those shows..I know i need to…and its good to know that this blog is alive…good to know we are all alive 😉

  7. Anks – Ummm, errr… *murmuring to self* it doesnt? *scratching head*

    Apoorva – Sure, and you enjoy your hols! Is it already a year u came to India and had the ‘gol gappa’ fun, or is it ur second visit this year?

    Mehak – The sad part is without results ur seniors also dont appreciate the work ! 🙁 Well, ur wish is fulfilled – Hiten and Gauri are out, and thankfully so! Waise, i m now rooting for Hussain and Tina, though my favs will always remain Manav and Shweta 🙂 I dont understand one thing in the format – they ask people to vote till the next day (ie Tuesday) but then they oust a couple on Monday itself… what if a couple’s perf in prev ep is bad and is wow on that Monday, woh toh pahle hi out ho gaye, so what’s the point in voting till Tuesday?

    Dhoop – Namaskaar 😀

    Kaush – From all your adjectives I loved ‘young’ in that 😉 And good to see u alive too…read ur latest post … now go watch the shows on that Vega mega-large tv…sigh! i envy you….

  8. Manish says:

    Update finally. You could have blogged during the time you watched TV 🙂 My favourite in Nach Baliye is Hussain!

  9. Mehak says:

    Yes DJ, the voting is wrt the performance in the previous episode..but the worst is..they drag the show like anything…repeating…aap iss number par sms kare…n not to miss..the Nach Baliye Thumkas which the host/hostess maroo before/after they go into a break……just imagine how much these telecom companies are earning ….every damn show has this sms funda…n time is close when the number of reality shows on Indian television will be more than ekta kapoor’s saas-bahu sagas…:p

    Hussain-Tina ke performance was fab yday…n the song selection was too good……even their choreographers did a fab job in their round…

    You know I want Tanaaz-Bakhtyar to win…as from the starting their choreo Mini has tried to do something diff in each round…

    Now, the competition is damn tough..all 3 teams are VERY GOOD ……

    ok ok enuff of my lecture now…I’ll move to Bigg Boss now….:p

    Yaar koi iss love struck puppy Aryan aur uske madam Punna :p ko bahar nikalo…..yday if u noticed Deepak Tijori has started a BIG game with Ravi Kishen against Carol….

    Mujhe kuch ho gaya hai..I sleep..eat…drink…NC-2 & BB.

  10. priyangini says:

    haay ram what is wrogn with you? Nach Baliye toh thik tha par Big Boss i could not stand it. Nach Baliye is ok, i had seen the first one properly but this one haven’t really bothered to. too repetitive for me. Now I am looking forward to SRK in Kaun Banega Crorepati, am thinking for calling in and participating too, its high time that he met me 😉

    When you wrote about winters in Agra, I remembered when I had seen the Taj for the first time. Sometime in december in the winter morning mist. Looks awesome. purely from the beauty point of view that is.

    and since the blog has been somewhere beyond your radar of priorities, I won’t mention the story now but having a feelign that the bugging should start again. I am sure you miss it. what say?

  11. anks says:

    oops! i read only one para that shows on your main page and commented!

    *sheepish*

  12. Manish – Yeah i shud hv…but then that’s whats called “laziness” 😛 And yes, Husssain is my current fav too – esp for y’day’s perf and ‘Dil mein baji guitar’ ( In fact, i hvnt seen the film’s picturisation, so the song’s association is directly with Hussain’s sprightly dance, plus i started to like the song after watching his perf.)

    Mehak – So what happens to the votes given in the current episode, for the pair who is on the way out ? They go waste? Not fair, no? Yep , Hussain , Tina, and Harshall-Vithhal were great y’day!

    Competition surely is tough!

    About reality shows, its all me-too effect, let’s see how many of them run. Caught an episode of ‘Fame X’ on Sab TV – damn damn boring! And didnt like the ‘mummy-special’ going on on some other dance show on Sony (is it Boogey Woogey?) . Nach Baliye is quite a professional production, very slick and barring that irritating ‘vote karne ke liye…’ thingy, overall shorn of extraneous baggage. It goes directly to the dance and the programme ! BTW, choice of Apoorva Agnihotri as a compere was H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E! He had this attitude and that accent that grated on nerves! Sangita-Shabbir were much superior! Even Sai and Shakti were bearable! But Apoorva and that female (is she Ganga of Kyunki Saans Bhi… fame?) were real bad!

    Hv missed a few ep of Bigg Boss now… So dunno the latest there… will catch up soon 😉

  13. Priyangini – So how was the trip…lemme go and check ur blog first to see if u hv updated!

    Anks – Ha ha , koi baat nahi, bade bade shahron ki chhoti chhoti galiyon mein aisa hota hai 😛

  14. Priyangini – Padh liya 🙂 Good to hear u had a trip of the lifetime!

    And now to ur comments – yet to see the Taj from near in winter morning – and lagta hai hoga bhi nahi, its so tough to wake up otherwise, and u want me to go to the Taj ha ha ….though in a way i see it daily in early morning mist, since its visible from my house as well 😀

    LOL, the blog is never beyond my radar of priorities…it’s just that i get bogged down by work sometimes. And yeah yeah, i have to complete the story…actually, i thought i wud do it when u were away, but u r back so soon, maybe like ur parents i had thought u wud run off and not return 😛 Anyways, pakka poora karunga, jaldi hi…

    Best of luck trying ur number at KBC – u can always use ‘phone a friend’ option and call me up in case u get stuck on some filmi/music/Latadi question 😀

  15. Mehak says:

    Ohh yes DJ, Shabbir-Sangeeta’s pair is the best..they have that spontaneity which no one else has…am waiting for Parmeet-Archana on NB-2…
    & Yes Apoorva’s wife(don’t remember her name) is Ganga in KSBKBT…

    Nah Nah mein bhi X-fame,Boogie Woogie nahin dheekte…my plate is full with the ones i’ve mentioned plus my fav’s on Star World…some days are sooo hectic..I find it hard at days to choose which channel to watch…

    Have sent u a mail on ur gmail id ..chk karna

  16. Mehak – Oh , they are also to come… i like them too … Saw ur mail, replied there!

  17. Ragz says:

    Hey,DJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ how are ya?BTW..do u remember moi?
    Arre Baap re..I never thought that I would live to see the day when DJ would be watching all this.I too watch NB..but mein tho tucch praani hoon!

  18. Ragz – Of course I remember you very well 🙂 Where hv u been all this while? Hope everything is fine now!

  19. Juneli says:

    It is the post of your reality show or the TV reality shows!!!!!

    Post started on you and discussion is goiong on on TV Reality Shows 😛

    Too much said and discussed here -phir bhi kya Karin “Hum bolega to kaheta hai ki bolta hai 😛 ………..

    I had watched the Nach Baliye first and it was really big fun as it was happening first time. That time my favs were the oldest couple Sachin-Supriya, Varun – Rajeshwari but later one became out on 3 position.

    Sangita and Sabbir were host then.

  20. Juneli says:

    I had followed first few of the 2nd one. My fav is still there. I liked them from very first day :D. Tanaaz and Bakhtiyar is my first choice as they are the consistent and the pair is the perfect pair in dancing. My second choice is Hussain and Tina and the third was Narayani and Gaurav. I was not hoped that they would be voted out so soon.

    I was really surprised to see the improvement in Sweta’s Dance. It was just like Mona did in “Jhalak Dikhla ja.” It was really amazing. And Hiten-Gauri (first Kutumb fame as Pratham & Gauri and now as Karan & Nandini KSBKBT fame) were there because of Kyonki’s star fame but not due to the dance. This pair I wanted to be voted out on 2nd week. As a pair in TV serial it’s good but as a dance pair :(.

    Hey you know what I’m really happy that this time Tulsi and Mihir were not to grab the Indian Telly Award :). I was really sick of Kyonki – pata nahin yeh – Kyonki Kab Khatam hogi…….And also Prerana Kasauti pe Kab Khari Uteregi (I mean kad TV screen se utaregi) Well crybaby, Prerana – Kasauti or Anita – Kahin Kisi Roz (any of you remember her in this roll), her name is Sweta Tiwari.

  21. Juneli says:

    So many reality shows – Big Boss, Nach Baliye, Kaboom, Boogie Woogie, Fame Gurukul – 2, Jhalak Dikhla jaa, SaReGaMaPas, Little Champs, India’s Best Cine Star and the biggest reality show – Sabash India – they are enough to make anyone to go crazy ……..

    I hope you remember na once I made a post on the reality shows – “Channelon pe programoN ka Ghamasaan War – Mera Mind ko kar gaya Bekaar” (hmmmmmmmmm now I’m thinking to re-post that as you know it was in my old Blog) and reading that post you said shukra hai I didn’t had TV. Dekha TV ko jhelna itana aasan nahin. TV – who bala hai – ho toh bhi patchhaye, naa ho to bhi pacchtaye :p.

    What to write about the Big BOSS. If I start to write on it then you will say – Big Boss (me) Ab bhagwan ke liye”bus” bhee karo aur main kahungi – “bus” kya, truck, Basanti ka Tanga, Ghungooru ke three-wheeler, nahin mila kuchh toh gyarah number ki gadi karo :P.

  22. Juneli says:

    Hey aren’t you watching Zee Cine Star – I’m really feeling boring this time, Do you want to know the reasons –

    1. Aman Verma – In first Roshan Abbas and Malaika were there as host. They were not good host but of course I prefer them than Aman.
    2. The Judge – Pooja Bhatt – I really don’t like the way she passes the comments.
    3. And the Judges – Anupam Kher and Bhandarkar – whereas in first there were Satish Kausik, Ken Ghosh and Mahesh Manjhrekar.

    The product of that contests could be seen in Naman, as Pushkar (You remember once I mentioned the word “Naman” and the my poem – he is the same Naman :D) in Kasam se, Sakshi in Debojit’s song – Jeena o hasina, Yuvika as Astha in Astitva and in many ads, Amruta as a VJ in one of the music channel, Sudeepa, Gargi, Lovlin and many more joined in TV serials.

    I think if you start to watch this show I’m sure you will like it as it is based on film – dance, acting. Keep watching :).

  23. Juneli says:

    Hey I forgot to tell the name of Apoorva’s wife – her name is Shilpa 🙂

    You know what when they were rehearsing, she got on the front tooth and it broke (Apoorva’s pistol).

  24. Juneli – These two reality shows are enough for now, not starting off watching another soon. Thanks for filling in the info 🙂

  25. alka says:

    i m in

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